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Son Of Thunder Mustache Wax - 1oz Tin

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Mustache wax has added bees wax to help style your mustache any which way you want. Even Salvador Dali would be impressed. Our waxes are smooth not gritty, and offer the right amount of oils to ensure your mustache doesn't look greasy.

Son Of Thunder was forged in Valhalla with the blood and sweat of Viking gods. The vessel that contains the mustache wax was hand crafted from Thor's hammer. The wax itself was created using tears of a Liger, the blood of Great White sharks, and the teeth of a Tyrannosaurs Rex. We blend this all together using a broad sword and a battle axe while screaming "you can't stop me!". It took 761 years to create this mustache wax, luckily reincarnation comes easy thanks to owning a majestic beard. Once you put this on, you will have the strength of 10,000 men, agility of a cheetah, and the speed to run a mile in under 2 seconds. Mortals can't resist this scent and will kneel in your presence. Donning Son Of Thunder comes with great responsibility...... you have been warned.

Since it was one of our owner’s birthdays in September, he wanted to make it all of his favorite things! Now if you’re wondering what Son Of Thunder really smells like, here you go. Son Of Thunder contains undertones of lavender along with a light note of citrus, followed with top notes of steam distilled leaves of the Pimento Racemosa. If you’re looking for something that’s light, but full of scent, this is it!

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